FRUIT PUNCH AND WHIPPED CREAM.

BEN. I BE A HOMOSEXUAL. LOVER OF CAPS AND ALL THINGS RAINBOW. AMERICAN IN ITALY. BUT NOT JERSEY SHORE. LIVE AND IN PERSON.

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Jun 4

Waveform Necklace Design Generated from Recording Your Own Voice

Anonymous asked: your mom rocks

LORD JESUS CHRIST IKR?

Jun 3

SHE COMES INTO MY ROOM AND HAS THIS VERY SERIOUS LOOK ON HER FACE.

SHE SILENTLY GESTURES FROM ME TO GET UP FROM THE COMPUTER AND FOLLOW HER.

AS WE WALK EVERYTHING I HAD DONE WRONG IN THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS WENT THROUGH MY MIND.

THINGS LIKE “OH GOD DID I LEAVE THAT PORNO MAG OUT?” AND THEN “OH WAIT-I DON’T READ PORNO MAGS”.

AND SHE TAKES ME OUT TO THE BALCONY AND SAYS, “LOOK AT THE MOON. IT’S SO BIG AND BEAUTIFUL. LOOK AT THE CITY AND HOW BRIGHT AND PRETTY IT IS”

I MAKE A SARCASTIC COMMENT LIKE “YOU’RE NOT SOME SENTIMENTAL WEREWOLF ARE YOU?”

AND SHE LOOKS AT ME, HER EYES GLISTENING WITH TEARS IN THE DARK AND SAYS, “NO. I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THIS MOMENT WITH MY SON.”

WE HUG AND EXCHANGE I LOVE YOU’S.

FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN THE MOON LOOKED NICE.

I LOVE YOU MOM. <3

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal